From the Sunday Herald Sun, July 23, 2006.
"How Split Tore Me Apart."
Isn't that what splits do, tear things apart? Isn't it the very nature of a split to be a consequence of something that has been torn? Or is the headline suggesting that a banana smothered in ice cream, cream, strawberry topping and nuts was responsible for tearing some poor soul to pieces? Maybe they over extended in a gymnastic manoeuvre, and did themselves some damage.
Whichever way you wish to look at it, it does bring tears to the eyes.
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